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"Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party... The police called it arson. Whatever..."
"A snail was mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said ""I don't know. It all happened so fast."""
"Remember when that really cute guy held the door for you at the book store? He doesn't."
"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe"
"Pizza Hut is going gluten free so while you are dying from a heart attack you can atleast not have gas problems"
"Where is the best place to stream a suicide ? On Google HANGout."
"[hiding in pantry from murderer] [quietly tries to open bag of chips]"
"Anal, Something I'd get behind!"
"Put a pill in wife's mouth while asleep ""WTF you doing?"" ""for your headache."" ""I don't have one!"" Just what I wanted to hear! *unzip flys"