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Joke of the Day
"What did the record holder for the world's longest coma get? A trophy"
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"Girlfriend mentioned she was lacking iron in her diet.nnnI gave her all my wrinkled shirts.nnnAnd that's how the fight started."
"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."
"TIL that the famous teacher Anne Sullivan once accidentally taught the wrong class after the legitimate teacher couldn't make it and the alternate teacher was late. Whoops, wrong sub"
"Two birds are sitting on a perch... The first one says, ""Hey... do you smell fish?"""
"Pinniped humor So a baby seal walks into a club..."
"Why did the librarian hush the mime? Because actions speak louder than words."
"Girls with huge boobs will never know if they're really interesting."
"Yo mama so fat. . . I swerved my car to avoid hitting her and ran out of gas. Edit: TIL Reddit has very strong feelings about my mother."
"How do mermaids have sex? They mermate"