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Joke of the Day
"What did the record holder for the world's longest coma get? A trophy"
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"Do you, Karen, take David the Optometrist to be your lawfully wedded husband, for better or worse? Better... or worse? Better... or worse?"
"*buying teacher's gifts* 7: Mrs. J said she hates candles. Me: {recalling mountain of homework every night} Pumpkin Spice Candle it is then!"
"Is a red headed Ninja called a Ginja?"
"I bring our baby to the bar so I can throw her at people and slurp down their c**ktails while they're trying to catch her."
"""I hate tacos""... Said no Juan ever"
"What do you call a cow that can't make milk? An udder failure!"
"What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed? God bless America."
"I just touched a person with down syndrome. Then I shouted; ""touchdown!"""
"What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert? It's a Nicki Mirage."