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Joke of the Day
"thats one giant leap for mankind, and also a giant leap for puppies. scruffy keep your helmet on"
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"I found an plot of soil yesterday. I went back to the site today and found even more soil... The plot thickens..."
"Hey, thanks for defining the word ""many"" for me... It means a lot."
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"What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney? You're too young to smoke!"
"Ellen Pao's husband"
"Weird; People in my office have started naming the food in the company fridge. Today I ate a tuna sandwich named Kevin."
"""Just how drunk are you?"" - ""French toast"""
"Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!"
"Pixar says Toy Story 4 is about Hamm, the piggy bank, being turned upside down as executives try to shake every dime out of the franchise."