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Joke of the Day

"SRS bait. How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her."

"My most pretentious joke. Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom."

"What has four wheels and flys? A garbage truck."

"I always found you should try and get high quality bleach when you can. The cheap stuff taste horrible."

"Feeling pretty good about myself today so I'm going to go meet up with an ex-girlfriend to bring me back down to normal"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not"

"When I went off to college my parents threw a great going away party... ...according to the letter they sent."

"What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !"

"How do you call a robber in a suit of armor? A thief in the knight"

"A Japanese man once tried to fake his own death. His family didn't bereave him."