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Joke of the Day
"What does a Bird and a fridge have in common? They Can Both fly except the fridge."
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"What do you call a gangster with no limbs? A crip"
"An app that scans phone lines for fax machines and sends the word ""why""."
"What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King? ""No, I'm dead serious."""
"I got a good piece of advice for picking up girls Just keep your back straight and lift with your legs."
"When I get lost in Reddit, I instinctively click on ""Front"", and then regret it. I regReddit."
"The government says 50 terror plots have been thwarted since NSA surveillance. What a perfectly even, unsuspicious number."
"*date* GIRL: I love hot tubs. Do you love hot tubs? LOBSTER: That's like the third time you've asked me that."
"What's the new etiquette rule: am I supposed to wait until everyone is done photographing their meals before I start eating mine?"
"Someone should make a joke about music... I've never seen it done on a major scale."