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Joke of the Day

"This Halloween I'm going to dress up like Bernie Sanders... and go around the bar drinking 90% of everyone elses beer..."

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"[in Walmart] ""Excuse me, do you have towels?"" ""Oh, I don't work here."" [leans in close] ""I don't give a shit where you work."""
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"First rule of thumb: Thumbs shouldn't have rules. That just makes no fucking sense."
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