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Joke of the Day
"What's White & Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky? The coming of the Lord."
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"I was just flipping through a pictorial of Betty White on one of those celebrity sites... And I realized it was Lindsey Lohan. True Story."
"So Saudi Arabia Was Elected Head Of The Human Rights Panel..."
"What do a fretless bass and a lawsuit have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed."
"A man visited a zoo that only had one animal: a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."
"A farmer counted up all of his cows and found that he had 196 of them But when he rounded them up he had 200"
"What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally? It gets toad away"
"Death Joke ""My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die."" ""Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?"" ""The judge told him."""
"What do you call it when you finger a pony? Feeling a little horse."
"Trans-Jenner? Has that joke been made yet?"