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Joke of the Day
"So Saudi Arabia Was Elected Head Of The Human Rights Panel..."
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"A duck walks into a CVS... The duck walks up to the counter and says, ""I'd like to buy some chapstick."" The clerk says, ""Will that be cash or charge?"" The duck says, ""I'll just put it on my bill."""
"My Chinese friend died last night So Yung"
"Why do physicists love going to church It's the center of mass"
"Two Russian pilots in Syria - Hi, what have you been doing today? - Bombing the ISIS headquarters... - Which one, the main headquarters? - No man, the main headquarters is on the other continent..."
"How do we know that Batman is black? He can't go anywhere without Robin'"
"""First time caller, long time listener""Alexander Graham Bell"
"A wife in big doses is poison, in small doses medicine."
"Tardiness makes me extremely angry. As my late wife found out."
"What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia? Haram bae"