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Joke of the Day
"When you have the opportunity to become a bigger person, take it because cake is delicious."
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"What's in a tweet? That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess."
"Ash enters battle with his pikachu Ash:""Pikachu use thunder bolt"" Pikachu: ""Your dad is paying the electricity bill?"""
"Do you know why fruits don't get married? Because they cantaloupe."
"Kids want a dog, told em I can only keep 4 things alive, them & the plant. If we add a dog something will die & I cant be sure its the plant"
"If I say, ""Don't worry, I'm on it,"" there's a 98% chance I'm referring to my couch."
"I decided to sell my Hoover... Well, it was just collecting dust."
"Just now, from my dad: Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India? We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas."
"If you throw a ping pong ball in the air, no less than 45 Chinese people will materialize to catch it & start a tournament."
"Arnold's new tell all book. Arnold Schwarzenegger just wrote a new tell all book because no one could understand his audio book."