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Joke of the Day

"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts."

"Why is it called ""the circle of life""? Because it's pointless."

"I told a popcorn joke to a bunch of military men The Colonels burst!"

"My girlfriend just asked me.. What's an English geologist's favourite fruit? A pomegranate."

"Boy becomes Jedi, gets married, turns evil, has twins, becomes Darth Vader, complicated crap, ewoks. Boom, STAR WARS. You're welcome, girls."

"My girlfriend said she wanted to try new condoms with something a little special inside them I said ""what's that?"" she replied ""Other men."""

"awfully bold of you to fly the Good Year blimp on a year that has been extremely bad thus far"

"Let's make a deal. You sing Christmas music in the office and I'll leave 5 minutes early to let the air out of your tires. Deal?"

"3 logicians walk into a bar the bartender says ""do you all want beer?"" the first logician says ""I'm not sure"" the second logician says ""I'm not sure"" the third logician says ""Jul 16"""

"what do you call it when you donate a vagina to charity? good will cunting"