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Joke of the Day

"And on the sixth day, God created man first so that he could enjoy a few minutes on Earth without saying the wrong thing to a woman."

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"My cat Minton just swallowed a shuttle cock. Bad Minton."

"Why be part of the problem when you can be all of it?"

"Whats better? Virtual porn or 4K porn? Neither you pervert..."

"What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano? Answer: Tulips on an Organ."

"If you ask for ice water in the south they look at you funny, down here they drink something called ass water?"

"How to open a letter: 1. Carefully remove seal 2. Slide your finger unde--okay the seal is back GET THAT SEAL OUT OF THE ROOM NO SEALS ALLO"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? In a BMW, the prick is on the inside."

"STAR WARS SPOILERS Admiral Ackbar has gained quite a bit of weight and everyone calls him ""Admiral Snackbar"""