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Joke of the Day

"Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've."

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"Two Polish parents are sitting at the dinner table with their two kids... The father turns to the mother and says ""Why don't we send the kids out to P-L-A-Y, so we can fuck"""
"So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Just kidding."
"What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Helllooooo ladies!"
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