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Joke of the Day
"A skeleton walks into a bar... and he orders a beer and a mop."
Next Joke
"2 cats smoke catnip and lay around, discussing Plato's Allegory of the Cave. ""What if the laser pointer is just a projection?"""
"Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?"
"I'm making a list of reasons to move to Switzerland The flag is a big plus"
"What do you get when you cross a blue eye and a brown eye? Pink eye"
"What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke? Close the door and go to /r/Eyebleach."
"Oops! I hate when I pour myself a drink and then have 12 more by accident."
"I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig ... Maybe not a funny joke but at least it is deep."
"Wanna hang together? ill bring the rope"
"Why are men smarter than women? Because two heads are better than one."