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Joke of the Day

"Teacher : What are you reading ? Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !"

"Why was Jesus a virgin when he died? Every time he touched a ""wound"" it closed."

"What do you call the woman on the end of a line? Entities. (I AM SO SORRY, GAME PROGRAMMER JOKE)"

"What's grey and comes in gallons? An elephant."

"Today I asked the gamer what his new year's resolution is. He said ""1920 x 1200"""

"Whats a joke so bad its funny? I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones"

"I walk the walk. I talk the talk. But mostly I sit the sit."

"What gets bigger every time I see my wife? My wife."

"Edgy? You are seriously describing WINE as ""edgy""? Vodka with Xanax and a side of knife fight is edgy. This is Welch's."

"Somebody has stolen my Microsoft office But I will find them. You have my Word."