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Joke of the Day

"One liner I can really see myself working in a mirror factory"

"So a blonde rips a particularly fragrant fart Some buddy says ""k there, that smells like **diarrhea**!"" Blonde replies ""Oh, well that's funny because I don't remember eating diarrhea."""

"Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters."

"I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (Oooooo)/ I am four eels/ Never meant to make your daughter cry/ I am several fish and not a guy"

"I'd say Blair Walsh is kicking himself right now... But he was probably wide to the left."

"What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !"

"How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? F5."

"What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !"

"A woman asked me how I view lesbianism the other day... Apparently ""in HD"" was not an acceptable answer."

"Imagine me naked. Wrong. Fatter."