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Joke of the Day

"My wife is an angel. All my friends are jealous because their wives are still alive."

"What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror? Han Double"

"yo mamma so fat she sat on her ipod and made it an ipad"

"The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!"

"What did the 7-Eleven employee say to his wife after sex? Thank you, cum again."

"My life is boring, I'm a shitty photographer and I don't know how to write. So anyway, what should I call my blog?"

"What did the tuba say to the clarinet? Nothing, instruments don't talk."

"Officer: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pass Officer: have you been drinking? Me: pass Officer: You can't just keep.. Me: pass"

"What has eight arms and an IQ of 80? Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!"

"I went to my 35th high school reunion and realized that ""the one that got away"" turned into a ""dodged a bullet."""