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Joke of the Day

"Remember, freedom isn't free. If you're with the military-industrial complex, it can be incredibly profitable."

"What do you call a spoiled girl blogging about her 1st world problems? A feminist."

"Daughter yells ""I love bananas, the bigger the better"". Wife and I laugh hysterically, Then I die a little inside."

"One day Jack was feeling happy.. Happy slapped him."

"All the world is a stage, and the only seats I can afford are obstructed view."

"Created a Kickstarter for my movie. Hoping to raise enough for a popcorn and soda too."

"Cannibalism is a real thrill Nail-biting from start to finish."

"David Copperfield's fed up of performing the old trap-door trick... It's just a stage he's going through."

"What did the judge order in his whiskey? Just ice"

"One thing my dogs and I have in common is that we never want me to go to work."