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Joke of the Day
"I told my Mexican student to turn in his essay He said ""I ain't no snitch!""."
Next Joke
"Just bought a pair of velcro shoes. What a rip off."
"WebMD has a mobile app now. An app!!! A quick, easy and convenient way to diagnose yourself with cancer anywhere!"
"When I asked for screenshots, I meant using the PRT SCR button, not shaky pictures of the screen with your phone, you idiot."
"My Dad just had a stairlift installed in the house. Its driving him up the wall."
"F**k censorship"
"""It's Adam and Eve, not Adamant Eve!"" Despite his clever wordplay, Eve stands her ground. "" I'm not doing butt stuff, Adam."""
"What's the difference between a girls mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be in both those things."
"What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear."
"i just bought a rape whistle... and the look on my victims faces is priceless."