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Joke of the Day

"What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs."

"Boy ant: Feel like a swim? Girl ant: Can't, I'm not boy ant."

"I am not afraid to stand up to my wife when she is not looking."

"I don't like to boast about my sexual prowess but... (NSFW) I don't like to boast about my sexual prowess but I lick ass at cunnilingus. Oops, I mean kick ass. That was just a slip of the tongue."

"Why are white prisoners so scary? Because you know they did it."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intence."

"A guest checked in and informed us that his plane had a ton of delays throughout the day. I replied ""well, at least it didn't disappear, eh?"""

"Some guy ordered a glass of coke. I told him to take a pitcher, it'll last longer."

"I was completely offended, but then you said ""no offense,"" so now everything's cool."

"Did you hear about the new drug that makes its users apathetic? It's called Crystal Meh"