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Joke of the Day

"What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs."

"I tried to come out of the closet by singing. It was my swan song"

"Prostitutes are really over achievers... I mean all they do is succeed."

"Our doctor told us that vaginal delivery is definitely an option.. But when the hooker arrived at our place the next day, my wife was *not* pleased."

"What did the dog say before he died? Well I'll be dog-gone."

"A missing 3YO was found inside a bowling alley claw game. After many failed attempts to get him out, police just settled on the turtle doll."

"Father and son talking: - Daddy, is it true that in some parts of Africa and Asia a man does not know the wife until marrying her? - Here too, my son. Here too ..."

"You know all that confetti that fell at the end of the DNC. I heard it was made up of the 30,000 missing e-mails."

"What do you call an illegal wristwatch trade? A wrist-ky buisness."

"Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you? ... because they might Pikachu!"