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Joke of the Day

"I don't need to be rich, it would just be nice to live in a neighborhood where I could be confident that that noise was definitely fireworks"

"I hope there's not a huge turnout at my Claustrophobic's Anonymous meeting tonight."

"What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common? They both give their relatives rim jobs."

"My friend called me from a private number last night so I just returned the favor by knocking on his door with a ski mask on."

"Me, Myself & Irene What would be the movie called if it were about you? You Yourself & Urine."

"Our breakfast is GEGS. Scrambled EGGS"

"How do you get a blowjob in Flint, MI Pour bottled water over your dick."

"if running over deer had taught me anything... It's that if somethings horny, plow it on the hood of your car"

"Question Does having salt and pepper peubs make my dick look more distinguished?"

"my mom's house is like the one in Home Alone except all the booby traps are emotional"