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Joke of the Day

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penisLADDER I MEANT LADDER"

"Ronald McDonald kills millions of cows and he's the world's most beloved clown, but I butcher one and I ""ruined your son's birthday party""?"

"People who brag about drinking black coffee?? Ok enjoy your hot bean water, I'm using creamer because I love myself"

"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant (Told to me by one of the kids at work)"

"Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station."

"What's Bill Clintons favorite holiday? According to Lewinsky... Happy Employee Appreciation Day!"

"What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran."

"Worried about hair loss? Just draw little rabbits on your head. From a distance they'll look like hares."

"Roses are red, I'm feeling blue There's one less gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo"

"Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed? Cause the building collapsed, duh."