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Joke of the Day
"Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head."
Next Joke
"you know what people said about paul daniels funeral..... you know what people said about paul daniels funeral ""i liked it but not a lot"""
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? kluhhh kolchhhh"
"Carried 9 oranges up to the cashier and she says ""Ya want a box for them?"" ""I was willing to pay"" I said ""but I guess we can fight for em"""
"Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'? My phone number won't fill up an entire book."
"What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse? A tale of whoa!"
"The toilet at my local Police Station has been stolen. Cops have nothing to go on"
"What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid? The kid is over 5 feet tall."
"The Kool-Aid Man seems depressed lately. Let's keep him away from load-bearing walls."
"Hey, everyone in a minivan-- hit the gas!"