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Joke of the Day
"Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it's not on her head."
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"The sergeant-major growled at the young soldier, ""I didn't see you at camouflage training this morning."" ""Thank you very much, sir."""
"whats brown and... What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt."
"What shakes at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck."
"Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much? They're cheap."
"So my neighbor knocked on my door at 3AM... Who knocks on doors at three in the morning? It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes."
"Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins"
"How do NASA organize a party? They planet"
"did you hear about what happened to Nike online shop It shut down by a d-dos"
"So a guy walks into a punchline... The punchline-tender says, ""Why the dumb joke?"""