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Joke of the Day

"Can a ninja throw a star? Shur-he-can!"

"A man walks into a bar and says ""OW!"""

"Boss asked if I was ready for more responsibility. I'm eating around a sticker on an apple cause I'm too lazy to peel it off so I guess no."

"Why was the daybreak sad? Because it was in morning."

"two apples enter a bar... ...then I got sued by Apple"

"Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them? Because they're the ideal gas."

"What's the Difference Between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Anyone can roast beef."

"Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs? In *Arakh* Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly."

"Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!"