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Joke of the Day

"How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!)."

"Did you hear about the cowboy who wore a hat made of paper towels? He had a bounty on his head."

"Where can i learn the skyrim dovah language and daedric too? In the complete opposite direction of a vagina."

"I always thought 007 had split personality disorder... When he's spying: James Bond. When he's chasing tail: James Boned."

"i don't want to masturbate... ...but im doing this ""1000 days in a row"" thing"

"So two guys walk into a bar holding holding hands I think I'm at the wrong bar..."

"If a guy lives in a Spanish speaking country. And has last name is Rita. He would be Senor Rita."

"What do a thong bikini and Donald's Trump's hair have in common. They both barely cover the asshole. (gota give Seth Myer credit for this one)."

"What's the worst part about having Alzheimer's? To get to the other side"

"ExLax is really shitty chocolate."