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Joke of the Day
"Why do people wear sleeveless shirts? They like to express the right to bear arms."
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"Are you a can of biscuits? Because I'd like to bang you on the counter."
"Want to hear a joke about Jonestown? Nevermind, the punchline is too long."
"My dentist not only specializes in treating cavities, but he also sells gasoline for your car. Basically he runs two filling stations."
"""I love u"" ""Umm isn't it a bit too soon to say I love you?"" ""Oh ha I meant the letter U. What's your fav u word? Mine is Unreciprocated lol"""
"One of Donald Trump's slogans is America First! We'll rob the other countries later."
"My 9 year daughter asked me: ""Daddy can we buy money?"" ... Me: Buy money? Using what? Daughter: Aaa ... Apples? Me: That's called ""Selling Apples"" not buying money."
"why do women fake orgasms? because they think men care."
"What I learned from Titanic was that u need to have sex as soon as possilble with the person u like cause u never know what might happen."
"Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty, and money can buy a lot of other really cool stuff, so try to have some at all times."