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Joke of the Day

"I would have fucking loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from."

"[two coworkers walk into my office] Coworkers: Hey! It's your two favorite people here to ask you a question! Me: Where?"

"What do you call someone who has irrational and prejudiced views against motor races? A feminist"

"How do you shoot a unique deer? You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford"

"My Mom keeps warning me about talking to strangers on the Internet. I'm 34 now Mom. I don't talk to them. I sleep with them."

"Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert? Because it's Camel-flaged..."

"What car do rich black people drive? A Countach"

"I bought some shoes... I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."

"You won't believe how these like-minded high schoolers are luring new student victims! Clique Bait"

"When a clock is hungry... it goes back four seconds."