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Joke of the Day

"I was suffering from constipation the other day but I really didn't care In fact, I didn't even give a shit."

"What is a North Korean's favorite school subject? Kimistry"

"Did you see the guy at Walmart hiding from ugly people?"

"I got fired from the orange juice factory. I couldn't concentrate."

"Want to hear a joke? Donald Trump. Oh wait it's not funny anymore."

"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Sex, beards, rock & roll? Bartender: Me: Sparkling vampire crazy about me? Bartender: Me: Beer."

"Anyone else get the feeling their being watched? NSA: They're."

"Most people in America seem to always wanna prove that they're right! Left-wingers hate it."

"id like to see an elephant put its foot on donald trump jr's stomach and press down until his guts came out of his mouth"

"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom."