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Joke of the Day

"What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom."

"I just heard that someone at my gym drilled a hole in the wall of the girls locker room. Police are looking into it."

"Why are C programmers never invited to parties? They have no class"

"What's the boob of a nun called? Sanctity."

"Just been up in the loft getting the Christmas tree down, and I found a present from last year which we must have forgotten to give to the kids... ...shame really, they would have loved a kitten."

"If you were antipencil, would you be erasist?"

"Before and After Sex Before sex,you help each other get naked. after sex,you only dress yourself. moral of the story? In life no one helps you once your fucked!"

"Yesterday I told this joke about a worm being eaten early in the morning The birds loved it."

"Why won't you read this joke? Cause you've already reddit!"

"Calling 911 Hello 911 I'd like to report murder, this bitch killed my vibe"