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Joke of the Day
"Black and Blue Whats black and blue and doesnt like sex? The six year old in my trunk!"
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"Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn't invented yet."
"Why are Santa's balls so big? Because he only comes once a year."
"You could put me in any city, and I could find a Taco Bell or Chipotle within minutes. My burridar is accurate to about 10 meters."
"""A team of medical scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy, however they claim that no one has shown the slightest but of interest"" - George Carlin"
"I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."
"What's red and smells like yellow paint? Red paint"
"him: what do u wanna be? me: I wanna be a cat that transforms into a misty fog when people try to pet me him: wtf, I meant for Halloween?"
"How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself."
"Whaddaya call a blind nun? A roamin' catholic."