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Joke of the Day
"Black and Blue Whats black and blue and doesnt like sex? The six year old in my trunk!"
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"Volkswagen are a bunch of cheats... Audi you think they Passat their diesel tests for all these years? They would have never Beetle their CCompetition if they hadn't."
"What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon? tenish."
"Sometimes in life you have to give the people around you a little push, into traffic."
"Why did the blind Jew hate driving in Germany? When it came to speed bumps, he did nazi them coming"
"NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark. It's a phenomenon called ""Night""."
"RT if you just read Facebook for the ads"
"A band director asked his band why it is so difficult for everybody to come in at the same time. A student replied saying... Mabey they all don't fit through the door."
"Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies? Long necks."
"What's the best way to make friends? Go up to a girl and say that you love her."