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Joke of the Day
"Why do scientists love watching dog shows? They appreciate good lab skills"
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"Have you ever heard about Mothers Against Drunk Driving's lesser known sister organization ""Fathers Against Drunk Driving""? Probably not, it didn't last very long, it was only a fad."
"What is it called when Donald Trump rides a camel? A trump on a hump"
"I like my women so intelligent that it takes me days to realize I was insulted."
"Me: *opens door* Yes? Him: Hi. Can I have a minute of your time to talk to you about The Lord? Me: ..Of The Rings? Him: Uh No.. *door slam*"
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."
"What is the average lifespan of an owl? A little over 6 books."
"I tried some of those little, rabbit Peeps... (they tasted just like chicken)"
"I had a horrible night last night My blow up doll ran off with my air mattress"
"I hate it when people go round quoting the bible. I haven't even read it yet, but somehow folks think it's cool to give key plot points away"