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Joke of the Day
"Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. ""Rough rough""."
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"""Just be yourself"" is great advice to maybe 12% of people."
"[first day working at the pizzeria] Me [cheeks full like a hamster]: boss, we've run out of everything"
"Some people say putting helium in animals is wrong, I say whatever floats your goat."
"What do broccoli and sex have in common? NSFW If you were forced to have it as a child you're gonna hate it as an adult."
"Best Joke ever My life"
"Therapist: What's the problem? Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me [petting a bee]: You're not strange are you Alan"
"I hate how politically correct the world is today Instead of saying ""Black paint"" I now have to say ""Jamal please paint"""
"Can a match box? No, but glass can."
"Ebay You have got to love Ebay Sold my homing pigeons 4 times this month."