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Joke of the Day

"Even though his lawyer had told him to check the fine print, he hadn't expected this: it was the SEXIEST print he'd seen in years."

"What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair? Cancer"

"If I could, I'd wear plaid every day. But I feel as though doing that would cross several lines."

"I am really good at making jokes. Title."

"Well, I guess I'll jump on the pirate train. What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? Finding a treasure chest with no booty."

"Is it true that you can get an STD from public toilets? Only if you sit down before the last guy has gotten up."

"Jamie asked Tyrion [GOT SPOILERS] Why did you kill our dad? &nbsp; Tyrion: \_()_/ , everything happens for a treason."

"What's the difference between a Hippie chick and a Hockey Player? A Hockey Player takes a shower after 3 periods..."

"Woman goes to the doctor... Woman goes to the doctor and says, ""Everytime I sneeze I have an orgasam."" The doctor asks, ""What have you been doing for it?"" She replies, ""Snorting pepper."""

"How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me."