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Joke of the Day
"What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll."
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"I went to the doctor today and he told me I have a big dick and a small heart... He also told me I was dyslexic."
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"Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris."
"I've been in line at the DMV for 1.5 hrs so my distaste for the general population is at an all time high right now."
"The artist formerly known as Prince. . Is now formerly known as alive."
"CNN needs to reevaluate the use of Breaking News. Perhaps ""Latest Speculative News"" or ""We Really Don't Know Shit"" would work. CNN call me."
"If pro is the opposite of con... What's the opposite of progress?"
"What u call a Jewish Asian? Japplebaum."