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Joke of the Day
"What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll."
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"You know you're getting old when you forget the name of the street you grew up on and break your hip and die."
"How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts? ""With jam in!"" What did he say to his friend who asked for one? ""I hope you like jam in too!"""
"So then the otaku says... That's no body pillow. That's my wife!"
"Knock, Knock! Who's There? Alzheimer's! Alzheimer's who? Knock, Knock!"
"I can't have a boyfriend because my clean laundry goes on the other side of my bed."
"My arc would have been filled with wolves. I would have made a terrible Noah."
"It was a good decision to remove all the mirrors from my car I haven't looked back since."
"I've just been diagnosed as Colorblind.. I know, it certainly has come out of the purple."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."