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Joke of the Day

"Job interview tip: Bring a box to the interview, point at it and say ""I do all my thinking outside of that."" Then open some champagne."

"Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks? HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR"

"I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I said, ""Give me two boys and a girl."""

"A man walks into a gay bar.......... The bartender asks ""Would you like me to push in your stool?"""

"I got fired from the sewage plant And after all the shit I went through"

"I went to a posh school. In fact it was so posh, their gym was called James."

"Why was the Jew afraid to eat the pizza? Because it had pork sausage toppings."

"Why did the chicken cross the road today? To get away from all the assholes making Prince jokes."

"Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK."

"Question: What river separates China and India? Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)"