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Joke of the Day

"What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat? Their owner."

"You know that you have a terrible sense of humor... when you find that click-baiting is funny"

"Listened to Korean Jazz the other day... It had two kinds of Seoul."

"[Exorcism] Priest: What is your name? Demon: Jim Wife: Jim who owes us $100 or hot Jim? Demon: Nice legs Carol Wife: Let's keep him. Next..."

"how many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? probably just one, but we may never know because they're all way too busy coming up with lightbulb jokes."

"Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!"

"Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems."

"So what are you doing today?? ""So what are you doing today?"" - ""Nothing."" - ""What the heck, you were doing nothing the whole day yesterday!"" - ""That's right, and I'm not finished yet."""

"This morning I made the strongest coffee ever. It's so black a cop kicked in my door and shot it."

"I bet no one's had as many concussions as the guy who invented nunchucks."