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Joke of the Day

"Just met a HOT girl So I just met this hot girl. Problem is she had 12 nipples. Sounds weird.... Dozen Tit?"

"Who's this ""moderation"" character people keep telling me to drink with?"

"MEN AIN'T FROM MARS AND WOMEN AIN'T FROM VENUS. BOTH YALL FROM EARTH AND BOTH OF YALL WACK"

"Why do midgets not wear tampons? They might trip on the string."

"I believe in strict gun control [gun sneaks toward front door] Where do you think you're going at this hour? [gun hangs head & turns around]"

"What do you call an American white guy in a Christmas sweater? A Christmas cracker"

"Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store."

"Outside, contemplating life, love, and happiness and if I should tell the neighbor that his kid has been stuck in a tree for three hours."

"I slept with my best mate's wife last night and now I feel terrible. She must have given me a cold or something."

"Only in New York will they pay $5 a bottle for cold water, but cry when it's free from the sky."