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Joke of the Day
"What goes oo oo oo. A cow with no lips."
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"I thought I could have sex with this Eskimo woman... ... But she wasn't that Inuit."
"What kind of shoes do Ninjas wear? Sneakers"
"How can you tell if Hillary Clinton is lying? She's moving her lips."
"""oh holy crap this farmer just crucified a dude, maybe we shoud stay away from this farm"" - what crows realy think when they see a scarecrow"
"Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."
"Back in the day I was attracted to this chick but never had enough guts to ask her out but after witnessing first hand the drama she creates on Facebook I am glad I dodged that bullet."
"[feeding baby] Here comes the plane! *baby swallows food* wow you just ate everyone on board. way to go you little jerk"
"My shoes were meant for each other They're sole-mates"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered six offender"