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Joke of the Day

"I can't believe it's almost 2012 & there isn't a prenatal test to find out if you're gonna have one of those kids who's really into magic."

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"I don't play golf because any game that includes strokes and handicaps just doesn't sound like my kind of fun."
"You guys ever listened to the music of Yellvis? *YOU AINT NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG!!!!*"
"The doctor gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him. Judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved."
"What do you call someone who tortures you to death with boring wordplay and double entendres? PUNisher"
"How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant? Dress her as a choirboy"
"What do you call a cook with ebowla espatula ill be here all night guys"
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"has a fever: i'm ok coughs out lungs: i'm ok throat on fire: i'm ok is hungry: death, despair and chaos has entered my life"