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Joke of the Day
"I woke up today with a blowjob... that's the last time I fall asleep on a train with my mouth open"
Next Joke
"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman!"
"Feel The Bern? Oh, I'm feeling it right about now."
"why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."
"All I wanna do is *gun shot gun shot gun shot* and *cash register noise* get off Sound Effect Island"
"What kind of fish is the worst friend? The Sel-Fish"
"I wonder if the first person to ever pop corn thought they were under attack."
"Damn girl, you must be drunk? Thats your puke your eating"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It got its head cut off"
"Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games? Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10."