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Joke of the Day

"Ever since I installed Adblocker Plus things haven't been going so well.. All of a sudden chicks in my area are no longer interested in me."

"What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, he didn't make it that far."

"Greek mythology in 3 words Zeus got horny"

"I'm surprised bread is still made after... ... The flour power movement ended"

"what's the strongest part of a vegetable? the wheel chair."

"What do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe-Wan Kenobi"

"I will climb the highest mountain. Swim the deepest sea. I will cross the desert land. I would do anything to get the fcuk away from you."

"What does the horse call the pigs on his farm? Neigh-boars."

"What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease? Well, one's a cunning runt..."

"The Greatest Pun Ever. I actually don't know what it is, but I often punder about it."