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Joke of the Day
"No iPhone. I will not text bahaha. I am not a hilarious sheep."
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"What type of fossil fuel likes to tell dick jokes? Crude Oil"
"I didn't like my haircut at first... But it's growing on me."
"Knock Knock. Christmas. Who's there? Oops, looks like Christmas came early this year."
"So I was reading about the Lucy fossil in National Geographic the other day and I have to admit, she looks kinda sexy... No homo tho."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They're both stuck up bitches."
"A man came to my door and asked if I would make a donation to the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water."
"A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar Bartender looks up and says ""get the fuck out of here"""
"What is the best way to stop rape? Consent"
"The home invasion ruined us. We never stood a chance against the houses."