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Joke of the Day
"My toddler appears to know a magic spell to transform any space into a Hoarders episode."
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"Why did the ghost get in the elevator? to raise his spirits"
"How do you know a guitarist is sad? They start to fret."
"Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence. For example: ""Ben is in a hurry"" ""Ben is in a coma"""
"I used to be a halogen Then I took a proton to the Ne."
"I got a secret! I got a secret! Whiskey: Not anymore."
"It was Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve! - someone who believes in talking snakes"
"Waiter there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !"
"A blonde walks into a bar... Ouch"
"Two blondes talking to each other... One asks the other, ""Which one do you think is closer, Florida or the Moon?"" The other blonde says, ""Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."""