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Joke of the Day

"Ever accidentally say 'I love you' to important business customers on the phone? Me too. I MEAN ME NEITHER."

"What's the most indian bone in the human body? The patella. (I'll show myself out)"

"Racist Jokes Can we please start a thread of just racist jokes? Honestly the jokes here are really lacking we can combat that with crude racism."

"Personally, I think Lance Armstrong should keep his trophies and awards. Last time I rode a bike on drugs I ended up in my neighbors bushes"

"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits"

"My father held his temper very well.... Every time we would get mad, he would just count to 100. Then take my head out of the water."

"Had sex with a socialist girl a little while back. Think I'm gonna need to see a doctor. whenever I pee, I start to feel the Bern."

"I like taking pictures with my friends but my mom says she didn't raise a thief"

"Still waiting for what didn't kill me to make me strong."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!"