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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people."
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"What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary."
"Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic? Nostrildamus"
"I hate being bi-polar. It's AWESOME!"
"They say 1 is the loneliest number, but I bet 0 is even lonelier. Not only is he a single digit; he's fat."
"I saw this one guy really, really beat Bobby Flay It was his ex wife's lawyer."
"I tried to catch some fog this morning ... Mist."
"Sometimes, late at night, I'll look up at the stars and wonder if you're also stealing lawn furniture."
"What's long and hard on a black guy? A math test."
"My wife is not speaking to me. We watched an old video of our wedding and she realized that I said ""You'll do"" instead of ""I do."""