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Joke of the Day
"Michael Bay looks like if cocaine was a person."
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"Hillary clinton might be the first f president Sorry I meant female but the emale got deleted"
"A man is in the doctor's office: ""Doctor, can I get AIDS from sitting on a toilet seat?"" ""Well yes, but only if you sit down before the last guy gets up."""
"I keep getting told I'm a terrible mailman.. Oops I've posted this in the wrong place"
"In 21st century Deleting history is more important than making history"
"One alternative to having kids is to hire two people to sit in your car and start a loud argument every time your favorite song comes on."
"CHRISTMAS TIP: When your kid starts asking questions about whether Santa is real, just tell him to shut up."
"A Freudian Slip A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother"
"If I'm introduced to a proctologist at a party ... ... do I shake his hand?"
"I just threw a rock at a guy who was getting Subway breakfast. He understood why."