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Joke of the Day
"I have just seen a load of dyslexic africans. They were laying flowers at nissan maindealers."
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"The farther away the future is, the better it looks."
"Honey! I'm pregnant! Hello pregnant, I'm Dad."
"If I wanted a Joke Id just stick the microphone to your moms vagina, the last thing that came out was a joke"
"I remember the one time I was wrong... Turns out I was mistaken."
"Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator."
"You can tell a lot about someone by the tank top they wear. For instance, if they wear a tank top, they're probably a dick."
"What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw"
"The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later."
"he died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish"