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Joke of the Day

"I once threw a boomerang, not knowing what it was for... Then it hit me."

"What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer? A rack of lamb"

"Hey bill collectors, nice try, but I don't even call back people I know."

"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"

"Why didn't the man go to dat place? Cuz dis-place-ment a lot to him."

"Friends are like snowflakes... If you pee on them, they'll dissapear."

"Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time? Because he was too slow."

"I like my women like I like my psychiatrists... Jung."

"What did the Australian say to the hawk? Good eye!"

"How do you organize a space party? You planet ;)"