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Joke of the Day
"[Corny] Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack"
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"My son claims he ""loves me,"" but the contents with which he fills diapers he KNOWS I'LL BE CHANGING suggests otherwise."
"Jogging in place at a crosswalk makes you A) hole B) cool C) what I did there D) bag?"
"A Czech goes for an eye check up The optician shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY Doctor: Can you read this? Czech: Read? I even know the guy, he's my cousin."
"What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons? a Filipino"
"What if birds have tiny human-like ears underneath their feathers? That's certainly something to think about, but not during sex."
"""Count your blessings. Then count them again."" - OCD optimist"
"My neighbor came over and knocked on my door at 3 a.m. the other night. Three in the morning, can you believe it?! He was lucky I was still up playing my drums."
"When my grandkid loses his 1st tooth, I'm putting $1 under his pillow and a note that says ""I'll be back with a hammer for the rest. -Tooth Fairy"""
"What do you call a computer that can sing really well? A Dell."