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Joke of the Day

"Human drinks a Vampire's blood. Out of curiosity, the Vampire asks what it tastes like. ""It's irony."""

"""i'll be back"" --arnold schwarzenegger getting into a 2-man horse costume"

"Stop poking me on Facebook uncle Brian it's not cute anymore"

"What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur? Batman isn't wearing hockey pads."

"There aren't atheists in a falling plane ..."

"A rapist a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer!"

"As a responsible parent, I gave my kids a healthy breakfast of strawberries w/ milk & a little sugar... frozen. OK IT WAS ICE CREAM! FitFam?"

"What do the Japanese do when they have erections? They vote."

"All I'm saying is there's a reason all the best love songs have the word crazy in them..."

"A marathon runner walks into a bar.. The bartender says why the long race?"