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Joke of the Day
"Why is sex like Tetris? It's all about fitting the long piece in just right..."
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"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? One stops sucking when you slap it and the other is a blonde."
"[Coffee line] *Sees cute barista* *Twirls hair* No whipped cream please *Sees his backward sunglasses* *Drops hand* Never mind. Load it up."
"What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out? He saw stars."
"Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed? The street was littered with de brie"
"I like my women like a microwave. She is hot and kills all the babies i put inside her."
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"Son, your father and I have something to tell you - you were adopted. Your new parents are waiting outside in the car."
"You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list."
"what did 0 say to the 8? nice belt"